Tales Of Lace

Liquid Gold x 2
Pleasurable experiences are heightened. Sexual sensations are enhanced. Orgasm feels prolonged and exalted - Joy beyond words! DIRECTIONS: Remove cap from bottle and allow to stand; the aroma will develop. *WARNING* - Not to be used by anyone with a heart condition or inhaled directly from the bottle. Keep out of reach of children.

2 Bottles For This Price...

£9.50

Sex in Hoegaarden
No Covers, Disc only

Hoegaarden is a small Belgian village best known for its beer, but after watch this filthy Dutch sex show may want to go there for the crumpet! In fact this movie was shot in and around the local brewery, and the opening scene sees a slutty hooker picking up two horny ng guys and taking them into the grounds for an outdoor shag. After giving them both a deep and dirty blowjob she bends over for a classic spit-roast, taking one cock deep in her cunt while the other guy fucks her mouth. It doesnt take long for her to relieve them of the spunk that quickly boils up in their throbbing balls! After this the big-titted, gap-tooth blonde babe takes them back to her ho for a few drinks. She sits at the table with her enormous tits flopped out, smoking a ciggie, and before long they are ready for round two. Taking a tit each they have a good suck, then one bounces her on his cock on the kitchen floor while the other gets a slurpy blowjob. The filthy fuck slut wanks a beer bottle between her tits at the end as the lads literally shower her face in spunk. She dribbles some of their salty semen into a pint glass and glugs it back! Were back in the brewery for the next scene, this time with a black guy chatting to a cute ng brunette. She strips down to black underwear and puts on a sexy show for him with a ion of vibrators before polishing his big black prick with her tonsils. He fingers her arse and then bends her over for a hard and fast doggy shag. Then suddenly another guy turns up to join in the action. Hes a middle-aged white geezer who obviously doesnt mind sloppy seconds beca like the black bloke he also gets to come inside her creamy cunt! Blimey, I could a beer after all that...

£5.00

V For Vagina
Buck Angel, the tattooed and muscled bald guy who thinks being called a pussy is a compliment (because he has one), is the focal hole of every segment of V For Vagina. One crazy scenario has him crouching over a person who, wearing combat boots, is being rhythmically and methodically impaled by a long dildo attached to a noisy machine. This person (Kitty) also has a pussy and is chowing down on Angels' lips while the machine does its thing. Crazy stuff!...

£10.00

Sleeping Around
Stormy Daniels writes, directs and delightfully acts in Sleeping Around, an often tender comedy about the sex-ways of singles. Jill (Stormy Daniels) is a successful business woman who's not afraid of enjoying her sexual prowess and has no intention of settling down, while her sister (Eva Angelina) is a shy coffee shop employee who is just looking for love. As sisters they couldn't be more different! When suave Harris (Randy Spears) breaks Courtney's heart, Jill risks everything for a taste of revenge. In the end, the results are nothing they could've expected as both sisters learn some hilarious lessons about the consequences of sleeping around....

£12.50

Porn Wars 2
In a galaxy far, far away, war has struck and darkness is pervading. The good Jodi warriors have been terminated without survivors. Slowly, the all-occluding Darkness swallows the last ray of hope with its hood of indecency as it cracks the galaxy up into sinful disarray. With this small ray of hope, the wise Jodi leaders take hold of the only possibility. They take the next generation of Jodi warriors, a team of lean and muscular female-fighters to a distant space station, and train them to master the sexual powers of the Force. The time has come; it is the hour of the Porn War. A now unstoppable torrent of naked energy, the Jodis learn to become invisible to their enemy through physical movement and mind-play. When confronted, their full-bodied attack is a power to be reckoned with, rendering any force of Darkness and his sword desperately less. A cult fantasy flick even rearliest wet dreams wouldn't have thought up! Cum Join the Force!...

£12.50